Ninja Girl Warrior

Ninjas, they're like that, at the slightest thing going wrong, they immediately grab their swords and start swinging them around, shouting in some incomprehensible language so loudly with their thin voices that just that alone makes you uncomfortable. You don't even pay much attention to the sword anymore, and there's only one thought in your head, "...well, I didn't leave the stool down in the toilet, why scream so much...." I wouldn't be surprised if many agree with me. Let her cut cucumbers with her sword instead of waving it around in front of my face. You come home tired from work, just wanting to relax with a beer in front of the TV, not all this.